Want to reach me? Please just use email:


I don’t like contact forms, so you won’t find one here. Mostly they just gather spam anyway. Why people think that annoying a potential customer by abusing their online contact forms is a good way to win business baffles me.

I have terrible trouble understanding people on the telephone, and if you leave a voicemail it simply gets sent to me in email after being transcribed, so you have only served to delay things and possibly add errors. If you really want to chat, email me and we can set up a very private video chat room. If you send an email just asking for my phone number without a good reason, I’m going to ignore it as the vast majority of people who do so are simply trying to avoid accountability while making threats or proposing unlawful activities. Don’t.

If you need to get in touch with me while preserving your privacy, the phone is a bad idea anyway. Install Tor browser, use it to go to Proton Mail at http://protonirockerxow.onion, create an account, and email me from there.

If you’re concerned about privacy of the mail content, feel free to use PGP-compatible encryption. My public key fingerprint is:

5C22 B7D0 D1E3 0080 471D  E8F6 5D25 B2C4 EF84 319D

Look forward to hearing from you!